ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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(Source: jasongrace, via internationalwanderlust)
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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For Pike The Polar Bear’s 30th birthday, the San Francisco Zoo brought in some snow. You could say she was pretty excited about it.
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I went to East Side Mario’s and they asked me if I wanted soup or salad and I said croutons so THEY BROUGHT ME A BOWL OF CROUTONS.
